Return of Horrible Educational Maps

Germany started digging the Kiel Canal but forgot when to stop...
Oh, and Bosnia finally can into long coastline!

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Once again, not for education. It’s a ball-ish pillow with a map date that I can’t quite put my finger on… Looks all the world like “just after Czechoslovakian collapse” except for the independent Ukraine.

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Once again, not for education. It’s a ball-ish pillow with a map date that I can’t quite put my finger on… Looks all the world like “just after Czechoslovakian collapse” except for the independent Ukraine.

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It looks like pre-WW2, but after Germany's annexation of Czechia and Austria. So late 1930s? Because you have French West Africa and Anglo-Egyptian Sudan in there.. Also "Trans-Jordan" and "Leningrad."

Independent Ukraine is the thing that doesn't fit the late 30s time period?
 
It looks like pre-WW2, but after Germany's annexation of Czechia and Austria. So late 1930s? Because you have French West Africa and Anglo-Egyptian Sudan in there.. Also "Trans-Jordan" and "Leningrad."

Independent Ukraine is the thing that doesn't fit the late 30s time period?

Maybe the map maker refused to accept that the briefly independent Ukraine after WWI had ceased to exist.

Anyways, have a display from the Pyongyang Science Museum:

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Once again, not for education. It’s a ball-ish pillow with a map date that I can’t quite put my finger on… Looks all the world like “just after Czechoslovakian collapse” except for the independent Ukraine.

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My bigger question is who is making pillow balls maps of the late 1930s?
 
Once again, not for education. It’s a ball-ish pillow with a map date that I can’t quite put my finger on… Looks all the world like “just after Czechoslovakian collapse” except for the independent Ukraine.

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I don't think Ukraine is independent on the map, despite the awkward color difference with the rest of the USSR
  • No capital marker
  • The font for "Ukraine" is completely different than other nations
  • No dash-dot line separating Ukraine with the USSR
 
I don't think Ukraine is independent on the map, despite the awkward color difference with the rest of the USSR
  • No capital marker
  • The font for "Ukraine" is completely different than other nations
  • No dash-dot line separating Ukraine with the USSR

Was Ukraine perhaps added later on this map?

Inclusion of Crimea also points in that direction since Crimea was Russian until 1954.
 
Michael’s, apparently.
I worked at Michaels up until recently, and I remember seeing this ✨aesthetic✨ wall sign in store and being quietly horrified that they'd used a map with Africa carved up and the Congo Free State visible at center:
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Also of interest is this "map banner" depicting North America somewhere between 1898 and 1905 (note the old districts of the NWT in the Canadian prairies):
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But prominently depicting Nazi Germany on a product... Is it too much to ask for any historical literacy at all from their design team?
 
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